The Oogieloves are a horrible mixture of every post-Banana Splits children’s show ever made. It seems to be made with the mindset that little kids are satisfied with bright colors and movement.
An extra point was taken off for filling an “interactive” movie with completely forgettable, non-catchy songs.
I was prepared to begrudgingly give this a 2 here, until I did research and found out this is actually not based on a TV show like I first thought.
As such, they did an awful job of establishing the characters in this movie. Three alien things who live with a giant talking vacuum cleaner, a singing window, a wisecracking fish, and a pillow that seems to have suffered a stroke, and they don’t bother explaining any of that? They treated it as though the audience is supposed to already know who these weirdos are.
Getting back to that “bright colors and movement” thing from above, things were pretty much on par for what you’d expect from a film like this. I mostly took off a point because I’m still bitter about them insulting the intelligence of preschoolers.
Yeah, nothing here besides a few horrible puns like “Fishto Bismol,” which I mostly just brought up here to prove I really watched this mess.
The only reason I sat through this is to show that pretty much no movie is off limits around here.