Okay, I admit I only watched this because Gemma Arterton was cute on the poster. I was expecting a few of the minor characters to be awful, but in the end, I had no complaints.
Very Your Highness-esque opening credits…but, you know, better.
The troll wasn’t CGI. That means an automatic 3 here, regardless of how gross it was seeing heads splattered and guts flying.
Nothing of the sort.
I don’t plan on ever watching this again, but I wasn’t planning on giving it such a high score either, so you never know.