If Carlisle can afford to give them an island as a wedding gift, why don’t the Cullens just get an island of their own and live there? You know, to avoid this whole “Let’s all go to high school over and over” business.
I’ve been putting this off, but lets’ discuss Phil. Why did they even bother making him a character? He only had one line during the first few minutes of Twilight, didn’t show up at all during New Moon or Eclipse, and he disappeared here almost as soon as he showed up.
I knocked an extra point off for the talking wolves. I know it was necessary for that scene, but it just added an extra level of silliness to an already silly film. They could have reverted to human form instead.
Why do the wolves keep getting worse?
You know how sometimes on TV, during the final season or two of a show, the characters will all start dressing differently or get new haircuts and it makes things not feel right? That’s what happened here.
Nothing worth noting, except maybe those briefly-shown box of…lady things.
What’s that quote about the length of movies being proportional to the endurance of the human bladder or whatever?It totally applies here.